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Joke of the Day
"How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals."
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"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."
"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""
"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"Ladies, if a guy tells you ""Leggings aren't pants,"" tell him ""You're welcome."""
"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."
"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."