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Joke of the Day
"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"
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"Could have sworn my poo just shouted a vile obscenity at me on the way out. Irritable bowel syndrome."
"*interrupts planning of heist* Where are we going for dinner after the robbery"
"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"
"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
"THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?"
"According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama."
"Guess what I had for breakfast this morning. .. Ebola of cereal!"
"So when you play a wind instrument.... Do you suck, or blow? My Dad made that one up, so I can't take the credit :P"
"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"