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Joke of the Day
"An apple a day keeps no one away unless you have meticulously good aim."
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"People say I am condescending. THAT MEANS I TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE."
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"two Penguins Two penguins went to the bakery and asked for bread. The baker asked: do you want white or brown bread. then te penguins replied: it doesnt matter because we came on our scooter."
"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."
"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."
"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."
"My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time."
"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"