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Joke of the Day
"How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove"
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"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"
"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"
"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""
"Rolls down car window. Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car."
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""
"I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person. I just find that cats taste too gamy."
"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"