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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
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"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."
"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"
"Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home"
"Why was the Redditor's picture crooked? Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head."
"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
"I've yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system."