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Joke of the Day

"My son, 15, DOES NOT KNOW the name of the street we've lived on for 7 years. We are taking him to the vet to get micro-chipped."

"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"

"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."

"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""

"The only reason millienials want to see Trump become president.. Because we've never seen a president assassinated before."

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""