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Joke of the Day

"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"

"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"

"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."

"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"

"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."

"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."

"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"