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"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"
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"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."
"What do you wear when it's raining homophobia? A straight jacket."
"(NSFW) I might have a needle dick. But I fuck like a sewing machine."
"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"And asks for a drink... A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("
"Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till. Username checks out."