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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The Oinkredible Hulk."
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"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."
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"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"
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"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"
"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"
"I want to have sex with McKayla Maroney... But I think she would be unimpressed."
"What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !"