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Joke of the Day

"What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derriere"

"I was trying to write a boxing joke But I couldn't come up with a punch line."

"What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating? Don't make it hard for yourself."

"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."

"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""

"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."

"On a first date: Her - So what do you do? Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers. Her - Wow, that's impressive! Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons."

"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."

"I want a flatscreen so big that I can't tell where TV begins and real life ends."

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."