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Joke of the Day

"San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't ""kickslide"" my bag around. What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people."

"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""

"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"

"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."