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"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
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"""Dave's coming over."" -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]"
"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"
"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."
"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""
"I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it. The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse."
"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"
"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"
"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"