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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"

"My first highschool football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore by the end, but at least my dad came Repost from r/darkhumour"

"What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween? Pump kin."

"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."

"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"

"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Coworker: Pass your random drug test? Me: With flying colors! CW: Really? Me. So many colors! CW: You're high right now aren't you?"