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Joke of the Day

"Spreads legs... Nope Spreads two other legs .... Nope Spreads two others .... Dammit, no Spreads last two.... BINGO!! - spider sex"

"Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill.."

"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"

"Do math majors get degrees or radians?"

"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."

"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."

"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("

"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"

"What is a fatass' favorite kind of computer a big mac"

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."