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Joke of the Day

"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."

"Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces"

"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? Or does it just run through your jeans?"

"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"A Czech one: God is carrying a bag of dicks... ...when he suddenly trips over a rock and all the dicks fall out. He gets pissed off: ""I'm not going to pick them up, Prague's going to be here!"""

"Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer."

"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."