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Joke of the Day

"I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby... then add ninety more cents to play one song."

"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"

"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"

"Q: What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? A: Take me to your liter!"

"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."

"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"

"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"

"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"