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Joke of the Day
"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."
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"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."
"I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."
"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."
"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."