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Joke of the Day

"Manute Bol walks into a bar And says ""The highballs are on me!"""

"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"

"If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July"

"What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?"

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"

"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"I love doing laundry... It's the only time you can separate the whites from the coloreds and no one gets offended."

"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."

"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."