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Joke of the Day

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"

"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."

"The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight."

"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."

"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."

"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??"

"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"