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Joke of the Day

"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."

"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."

"Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment? His wife didn't want a threesome."

"If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards... ...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!"

"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"

"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"

"What do you call a pirate with polio? FD Arghhhh."

"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."