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Joke of the Day

"MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!"

"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"

"Ideas are like kids Don't have them"

"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."

"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"

"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"

"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."