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Joke of the Day

"MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!"

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"

"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"

"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."

"There was a blackout last night... Don't worry, I got him."