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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Them: R You: No, its the C!!!!"
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"If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world."
"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? A veterinarian"
"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."