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Joke of the Day
"What type of brain does a plant have? A membrane"
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"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."
"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food."
"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."
"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."
"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."