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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."

"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"

"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"