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Joke of the Day

"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"

"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"

"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? never mind, you probably won't get it."

"Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy."

"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."