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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 different types of people in the world Those that understand binary, and those that don't"

"In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf. Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow."

"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"

"If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism."

"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."

"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"

"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"

"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine. Me: ... Her: ... Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?"