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Joke of the Day
"What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? ""We'll have to rehearse that."""
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"Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU."
"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."
"Is this your 1st video conference call? *Takes HUGE bong rip* *Holding it in* umm no So you're aware we can see you? *Cough* what *cough*"
"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."
"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."
"*buying a dog* Is this a good dog? ""Oh yeah, very good dog."" Do any tricks? ""No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."""