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Joke of the Day

"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."

"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"

"She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips"

"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"I'd like people more if they were kittens instead."