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Joke of the Day
"How does an economist open a can of beans? ""Assume you have a can opener..."""
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"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...."
"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"
"Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes but it's a load of rubbish."
"When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me."
"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."
"I've learned there are two types of people in this world: People I trust to help me bury bodies... ...and bodies"
"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."