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Joke of the Day
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
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"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"
"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."
"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"
"Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it."
"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"
"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"
"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."
"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."