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Joke of the Day
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
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"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"
"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator"
"To those that say I'm Cancer I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!"
"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"