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Joke of the Day

"Why did Timmy fall off the swings? Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Timmy.."

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"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."
"Why did the semen cross the road? because I put the wrong sock on this morning... :("
"What did the left butt cheek say to the right one? If we stick together, we can stop this shit."
"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."
"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"
"Apple Store robbed The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!"
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC"