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Joke of the Day

"Why did Timmy fall off the swings? Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Timmy.."

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"Why did the semen cross the road? because I put the wrong sock on this morning... :("

"What did the left butt cheek say to the right one? If we stick together, we can stop this shit."

"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."

"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"

"Apple Store robbed The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!"

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."

"What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC"