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Joke of the Day

"Guess what? Chicken butt"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""

"The best part of a handshake is the knuckles. I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour"

"Clearly, who ever said ""more than a hand full is a waste"" never have actually had their hand on more than a hand full."

"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"

"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"