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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."
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"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"
"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."
"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."
"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""