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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"
"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"
"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"CBostonC CMarathonC Don't look at me like I'm the first person to add C4 to the Boston Marathon."
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."
"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."
"Why dont guys like working in the rain? Because only pussys get wet."