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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? Glue."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"

"Barber pointed out my new gray hairs and said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the key marks on his car looks like racing stripes."

"Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: ""If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."" ""But I want to leave here."" Touche."

"I wouldn't want to live forever. I don't even want to stay at a party past eleven."

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."