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Joke of the Day
"HH The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place.. ..and says ""Please make me one with everything"""
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"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"
"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."
"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"