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Joke of the Day

"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."

"Tragedy strikes us today as a local ""Caution Tape"" factory explodes, leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area"

"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"

"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."

"Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now."

"I dated an hermaphrodite... It was an ""hermaphrodate"""

"""You said send nudes? I thought you said send nukes"" And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason Clinton shall never be president."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."