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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine"

"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"

"So a deer walks into a gay bar... Two hours and several drinks later, he walks out and says to himself, ""Wow. I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there..."""

"Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot."

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."

"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."