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Joke of the Day
"I just applied for my medical marijuana certificate. Reason: Joint pain."
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"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans"
"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"
"Really shouldn't If you're always Putin things off, you'll end up Russian."
"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""
"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"
"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"
"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."