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Joke of the Day
"What goes ""Tick Tock, woof woof""? A watchdog."
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"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."
"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."
"what did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party A cold shoulder"
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."
"There has to be a line where 9/11 jokes aren't funny anymore... For me it's somewhere around the 70th floor. I'm sorry, I know that was terrible. I'll see myself out."