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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when your sister is on her period? When you dads dick tastes like blood."

"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"

"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."

"I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it."

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."

"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."

"Vagina jokes are not funny! Period."

"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."