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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks in a bar... A pirate walks in a bar with a paper towel on his head, the bartender says ""whats with that"" the Pirate says ""ARR!! I have Bounty on me head"""

"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."

"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"

"There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately I'd say it's a hot topic."

"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."

"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available."