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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."

"The Holocaust."

"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"Why was the scalar depressed? Because he had no direction."

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"My first highschool football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore by the end, but at least my dad came Repost from r/darkhumour"

"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."

"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""