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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."

"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."

"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being"

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"Whats black, big, and smelly? An unemployment line.(:"

"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""

"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"