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Joke of the Day

"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."

"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."

"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."

"If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?"

"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."