182452
Joke of the Day
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home"
Next Joke
"5 Years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that same girl to marry me. Both times she said no"
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
"Sexism Hurts Everyone I mean, I'm a sexist, and I can't get a girlfriend, so who the fuck is going to do my laundry?"
"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."
"A British wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"
"My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to brush with my acoustic."