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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."
"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."
"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."
"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"
"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"
"I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me."
"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."