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Joke of the Day

"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"I plan on getting ""sidewalk nap"" drunk tonight."

"If Trump becomes president... there'll be hell toupee"

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"(Male-related)When I have a double stream, is there something obstructing the penis? or is it just being a dick?"

"*gets called a psychopath *googles ""What's the average IQ of a psychopath?"" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART."

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"

"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"

"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."