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Joke of the Day

"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"

"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."

"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."

"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"

"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."

"When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk? Bottom of the fifth, of course."

"I've wanted to have a conversation with my wife about getting each of us Segways to ride around town in... But whenever I bring it up she always changes the topic."

"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"

"When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though."