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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"

"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"I started cheating on my wife for better BDSM Whoops, wrong sub."

"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."

"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."

"Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash? She was all over the radio. And the dash. And the windshield..."

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."