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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."
"What's a Japanese person's hangover cure? Soba Noodles"
"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"
"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"
"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."
"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"
"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render buildings on the other side."