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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."
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"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"
"Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny."
"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."
"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuch-orn"
"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"
"Sorry, I'm way too tired to do anything tonight. I just need to take a shower, get to bed early, then look at stuff on my phone until 4 AM."
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."