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Joke of the Day
"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"
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"The industrious prostitute Well there was this prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted in her hip...so she could make some money on the side."
"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night."
"Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge... The first one says ""damn this waters cold"", the second guy says ""yeah, deep too"""