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Joke of the Day

"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"

"A stranger phoned me up last night asking me to meet him in the woods because he wanted to see my balls... Weirdo never showed up."

"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."

"What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom? Well, a thief snatches watches..."

"My greatest talent is being able to watching 5 years worth of a TV shows in one week."

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."

"Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator. Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?"

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."

"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."